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  • micathia Posts: 271
    Stage 1 Poster micathia
    11 Sep 2020 11:53 AM
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  • Far Canal Posts: 2464
    Motor Head Far Canal
    11 Sep 2020 06:25 PM
    Fascinating backdrop for your picture which really highlights your bike.
    There was a forum member here called "Limpin" who had a really nice Streetbob. He used to post photos of it in front of public toilets, hint hint.
    Surely there is a local abattoir, sewerage works or Mc Donalds you could have used as an interesting backdrop instead.
    Might be a nice bike Mic but you need to brush up on your photography skills in my humble opinion.

  • JamesJ Posts: 381
    Stage 1 Poster JamesJ
    11 Sep 2020 07:00 PM
    Quoting Far Canal on 11 Sep 2020 06:25 PM
    Fascinating backdrop for your picture which really highlights your bike.
    There was a forum member here called "Limpin" who had a really nice Streetbob. He used to post photos of it in front of public toilets, hint hint.
    Surely there is a local abattoir, sewerage works or Mc Donalds you could have used as an interesting backdrop instead.
    Might be a nice bike Mic but you need to brush up on your photography skills in my humble opinion.

    Bang! take that mo fo!
    There he was showing his softail and he's copped a clip for showing a portable building and ghetto carpark.tough audience out there.
    Mic needs to hit back with an arty farty explanation...the softail's sleek,simple lines and yearning  for freedom are juxtaposed against the decay of unmowed lawns,broken asphalt and the confines of a cyclone fence trapping an anonymous  prisoner.That was it ! The Philistines on this site don't appreciate true art.
  • beaglebasher Posts: 1331
    fuckin everywhere
    Performance Poster beaglebasher
    11 Sep 2020 07:14 PM
    Geeee  some people are  hard to please. When I  looked at it I thought it had all the ingredients of a classic photo.  Wide open  spaces ( the car park )  ,  industrial aspect  ( the de-mountable building )  ,   nature in all its glory  ( the long grass )  ,  evidence of the  health of the local wildlife  ( bird shit in the foreground )  and to top things off it was a nice sunny day.
    What the fuck is wrong with that FC ?   It is almost a masterpiece.
  • Far Canal Posts: 2464
    Motor Head Far Canal
    11 Sep 2020 07:42 PM
    C'mon you guys, give me a break. I actually have an honors degree in fine arts, BFA (hons) and I know my shit.
    Micathia should be aiming for the stars with his bike pic if he wants a picture that might get him over the fence.
    True artistic talent requires sublime subject matter.
    Take this painting by Willem De Kooning (Woman 3) as an example.
    It is so fantastic someone paid 137.5 million dollars for it!.
    What a bargain.

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  • beaglebasher Posts: 1331
    fuckin everywhere
    Performance Poster beaglebasher
    11 Sep 2020 08:08 PM
    A tile fell off the wall near the  kitchen sink last year. Now that you have proclaimed yourself to be the resident forum art  fukin expert I will take a pic and I look forward to your critique.
  • Baloffski Posts: 2281
    Victoria
    Motor Head Baloffski
    11 Sep 2020 08:08 PM
    It is all in the eye,s of the beholders. 
    Everyriders comcept is different.
    Truth , yeah shit photo Geronimo/
  • beaglebasher Posts: 1331
    fuckin everywhere
    Performance Poster beaglebasher
    11 Sep 2020 08:16 PM
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  • fatbat Posts: 3037
    Forum Legend fatbat
    11 Sep 2020 08:28 PM
    Quoting Far Canal on 11 Sep 2020 06:25 PM
    Fascinating backdrop for your picture which really highlights your bike.
    There was a forum member here called "Limpin" who had a really nice Streetbob. He used to post photos of it in front of public toilets, hint hint.
    Surely there is a local abattoir, sewerage works or Mc Donalds you could have used as an interesting backdrop instead.
    Might be a nice bike Mic but you need to brush up on your photography skills in my humble opinion.

    Haha good one fc.....post of the day!
  • Far Canal Posts: 2464
    Motor Head Far Canal
    11 Sep 2020 08:30 PM
    Quoting beaglebasher on 11 Sep 2020 08:16 PM
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    Well I can see why you think that tile was hiding a masterpiece.
    Maybe you should pull all the other ones off to see if there is a better image hidden in there.
    Your hidden tile pic looks like a bearded red headed face.

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    If you keep pulling the tiles off you might find a red headed sexy chick pic.

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    I'd love to go fishing with this lassie.
  • beaglebasher Posts: 1331
    fuckin everywhere
    Performance Poster beaglebasher
    11 Sep 2020 09:01 PM
    I didnt say the tile was hiding a masterpiece. All I said was a tile fell off the fukin wall.  That must be the glue the dude used to stick the tile on.
    About 40 years ago. Can you see a face there?
    Oh and by the way,  I have been to the Louvre. 
    Didnt get in but cos the queue was a mile long so we went to the pub instead.
  • Far Canal Posts: 2464
    Motor Head Far Canal
    11 Sep 2020 09:12 PM
    Quoting beaglebasher on 11 Sep 2020 09:01 PM
    I didnt say the tile was hiding a masterpiece. All I said was a tile fell off the fukin wall.  That must be the glue the dude used to stick the tile on.
    About 40 years ago. Can you see a face there?
    Oh and by the way,  I have been to the Louvre. 
    Didnt get in but cos the queue was a mile long so we went to the pub instead.
     Can you see a face there.
    Of course I can BB, it's as facey face as you could get
  • Jay-Dee Posts: 339
    Great South East
    Stage 1 Poster Jay-Dee
    11 Sep 2020 10:52 PM
    Quoting Far Canal on 11 Sep 2020 07:42 PM
    C'mon you guys, give me a break. I actually have an honors degree in fine arts, BFA (hons) and I know my shit.
    Micathia should be aiming for the stars with his bike pic if he wants a picture that might get him over the fence.
    True artistic talent requires sublime subject matter.
    Take this painting by Willem De Kooning (Woman 3) as an example.
    It is so fantastic someone paid 137.5 million dollars for it!.
    What a bargain.

    HD Forums Australia - Woman3.jpg

    An honors degree in fine arts, congratulations FC, that's fantastic. Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)

    To quote Clint Eastwood's character from the movie The Rookie, whoever paid $137.5 million for that needs to have their arse removed.
  • gidgi Posts: 936
    NSW
    Performance Poster gidgi
    12 Sep 2020 07:39 AM
    Quoting Far Canal on 11 Sep 2020 06:25 PM
    Fascinating backdrop for your picture which really highlights your bike.
    There was a forum member here called "Limpin" who had a really nice Streetbob. He used to post photos of it in front of public toilets, hint hint.
    Surely there is a local abattoir, sewerage works or Mc Donalds you could have used as an interesting backdrop instead.
    Might be a nice bike Mic but you need to brush up on your photography skills in my humble opinion.

    Bahaha what a crack up 
  • Breakout114 Posts: 2
    central coast
    Stock Poster Breakout114
    12 Sep 2020 07:54 AM
    I would love to show my softail but when i up load from my gallery it turns upside down lol i sort it sometime new to forums not to bikes 
  • binnsy Posts: 874
    Geelong
    Performance Poster binnsy
    12 Sep 2020 07:57 AM
    Quoting steelo on 06 Sep 2020 08:38 PM
    Thanks for the support FB. Haha
    As a matter of fact it was a
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    and I'd well finished it!
    Maybe an offer of one of your famed sticky buns may have won him over Steelo.  
  • Far Canal Posts: 2464
    Motor Head Far Canal
    12 Sep 2020 09:28 AM
    Quoting Far Canal on 11 Sep 2020 07:42 PM
    C'mon you guys, give me a break. I actually have an honors degree in fine arts, BFA (hons) and I know my shit.
    Micathia should be aiming for the stars with his bike pic if he wants a picture that might get him over the fence.
    True artistic talent requires sublime subject matter.
    Take this painting by Willem De Kooning (Woman 3) as an example.
    It is so fantastic someone paid 137.5 million dollars for it!.
    What a bargain.

    HD Forums Australia - Woman3.jpg

    Quoting Jay-Dee on 11 Sep 2020 10:52 PM
    An honors degree in fine arts, congratulations FC, that's fantastic. Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)

    To quote Clint Eastwood's character from the movie The Rookie, whoever paid $137.5 million for that needs to have their arse removed.
    "Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)"
    Good one Jay-Dee.
    I also have a PHD in LSD which has enabled me to earn a living freelancing, which thankfully has spared the need to serve fries.


  • Jay-Dee Posts: 339
    Great South East
    Stage 1 Poster Jay-Dee
    12 Sep 2020 10:06 AM
    Quoting Far Canal on 11 Sep 2020 07:42 PM
    C'mon you guys, give me a break. I actually have an honors degree in fine arts, BFA (hons) and I know my shit.
    Micathia should be aiming for the stars with his bike pic if he wants a picture that might get him over the fence.
    True artistic talent requires sublime subject matter.
    Take this painting by Willem De Kooning (Woman 3) as an example.
    It is so fantastic someone paid 137.5 million dollars for it!.
    What a bargain.

    HD Forums Australia - Woman3.jpg

    Quoting Jay-Dee on 11 Sep 2020 10:52 PM
    An honors degree in fine arts, congratulations FC, that's fantastic. Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)

    To quote Clint Eastwood's character from the movie The Rookie, whoever paid $137.5 million for that needs to have their arse removed.
    Quoting Far Canal on 12 Sep 2020 09:28 AM
    "Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)"
    Good one Jay-Dee.
    I also have a PHD in LSD which has enabled me to earn a living freelancing, which thankfully has spared the need to serve fries.


    I didn't know you could study for a PHD in limited slip differentials, well done.

    This thread has become comedy central thanks to you and beagle, laughing my arse off here, I'll see if I can help to get it back on track.


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  • JamesJ Posts: 381
    Stage 1 Poster JamesJ
    12 Sep 2020 12:20 PM
    Quoting Jay-Dee on 11 Sep 2020 10:52 PM
    An honors degree in fine arts, congratulations FC, that's fantastic. Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)

    To quote Clint Eastwood's character from the movie The Rookie, whoever paid $137.5 million for that needs to have their arse removed.
    Quoting Far Canal on 12 Sep 2020 09:28 AM
    "Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)"
    Good one Jay-Dee.
    I also have a PHD in LSD which has enabled me to earn a living freelancing, which thankfully has spared the need to serve fries.


    Quoting Jay-Dee on 12 Sep 2020 10:06 AMedited: 12 Sep 2020 12:19 PM
    I didn't know you could study for a PHD in limited slip differentials, well done.

    This thread has become comedy central thanks to you and beagle, laughing my arse off here, I'll see if I can help to get it back on track.


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    that's better, back on track...it's a shame that the angle of the photo doesn't quite have the garage door's horizontal lines parallel with the ground.The perspective does indeed slope down to the right.(as an aside... very nice bike). 
  • Jay-Dee Posts: 339
    Great South East
    Stage 1 Poster Jay-Dee
    12 Sep 2020 01:25 PM
    Quoting Far Canal on 12 Sep 2020 09:28 AM
    "Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)"
    Good one Jay-Dee.
    I also have a PHD in LSD which has enabled me to earn a living freelancing, which thankfully has spared the need to serve fries.


    Quoting Jay-Dee on 12 Sep 2020 10:06 AMedited: 12 Sep 2020 12:19 PM
    I didn't know you could study for a PHD in limited slip differentials, well done.

    This thread has become comedy central thanks to you and beagle, laughing my arse off here, I'll see if I can help to get it back on track.


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    Quoting JamesJ on 12 Sep 2020 12:20 PM
    that's better, back on track...it's a shame that the angle of the photo doesn't quite have the garage door's horizontal lines parallel with the ground.The perspective does indeed slope down to the right.(as an aside... very nice bike). 
    Ha ha, sorry, I forgot to add yourself for the humor.

    I was hoping the patchy (dirty) concrete, rusty chain-wire and pipework of my previous fence, not to mention the contrasting sunlight and shade would draw the discerning viewers eye away from the misaligned handlebar to garage door crease and painted stripes to ground angle but you were all over it.

    P.S. Thanks for the bike compliment.
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