Can anyone recommend through experience, a reliable detailer who comes to you in SA?

I asked the same question for my local area a couple of years back. No luck either. 

Some of the car mobs will do bikes, especially the ones that do the paint coatings, I need to get my paint corrected, actually need to get a lot of cosmetic shit done but things keep popping up draining the bike fund.

Bikes are real bastards to do compared to cars oddly enough.  A LOT of fiddly bits that take a lot of time.

That’s it tussuck, and at 70, I figure there’s other things I’d rather be doing with that time. 

im the same BUT way younger....  i just do the tins and high vis bits and leave it at that nowadays.  not full show quality but close.  its all about using top notch products that make ongoing cleaning a piece of piss.

Mate they charge like wounded bulls, just grab some autosol cream and a bag of soft rags and give the chrome a polish, besides, the best way to know your bike is to have hands on, it is surprising what you find loose or needing attention when you start touching stuff... I have done detailing and yes it is bloody fiddly compared to cars, what I do with my ride is just give it quick regular washes with a microfibre mitt, use the pressure washer to rinse off and every few times I will do the wheels or give the paint some special attention. 

Have a read of this, tussuck covered it awhile back.....

God that was inspired!  and 5 years ago, holy chit!

Yes tussuck you were definitely inspired and you’d be most welcome to bring that inspiration with you and clean my bikes. 😎