Happy Wife, Happy Life, well...

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  • JFE
    JFE
    3 years ago
    Seen in Harley dealers across the world, all day, every day...
  • steelo
    steelo
    3 years ago
    Women are never happy. He gets a new Harley, she's unhappy?  I buy my wife a new dress for her birthday. She's unhappy?


  • Soapbox2627
    Soapbox2627
    3 years ago

    of course she is not happy

    1) it's a sporty

    2) it has a solo seat

  • Wideglider
    Wideglider
    3 years ago
    I just see a normal wife facial expression. 
    That probably says more about my life than anything else!
  • Ratbob
    Ratbob
    3 years ago
    Quoting Wideglider on 20 Jun 2020 11:13 AM

    I just see a normal wife facial expression. 

    That probably says more about my life than anything else!

    It can be a tough life WG, do one thing wrong and ten things right and your score is minus one. 
  • wello
    wello
    3 years ago
    walked into the harley shop the other day with the wife ..nearly came out with a 3rd bike  rocker c .. unfortunatly somebody beat me to it : /
  • Wideglider
    Wideglider
    3 years ago
    Quoting Wideglider on 20 Jun 2020 11:13 AM

    I just see a normal wife facial expression. 

    That probably says more about my life than anything else!

    Quoting Ratbob on 20 Jun 2020 05:34 PM

    It can be a tough life WG, do one thing wrong and ten things right and your score is minus one. 

    True. 
    Seems I'm always in the shit - it's just the depth that varies!
  • Wideglider
    Wideglider
    3 years ago
    Quoting wello on 20 Jun 2020 09:58 PM

    walked into the harley shop the other day with the wife ..nearly came out with a 3rd bike  rocker c .. unfortunatly somebody beat me to it : /

    But at least you're 90% there - sounds like you have permission. 
  • HOG63
    HOG63
    3 years ago
    Didn’t know I started a thread that’d gather candidates for marriage counselling.

    I’m no counsellor but here’s a time-honoured one that has works... 

  • Wideglider
    Wideglider
    3 years ago
    Quoting HOG63 on 21 Jun 2020 09:19 AMedited: 21 Jun 2020 09:21 AM

    Didn’t know I started a thread that’d gather candidates for marriage counselling.


    I’m no counsellor but here’s a time-honoured one that has works... 

    And it's easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission. This especially relates to that time when you went to the dealer to buy an oil filter but came back home with a new bike. 
  • HOG63
    HOG63
    3 years ago
    My friend told me he went home one day to excitedly tell his Mrs, that he bought her a new comfy seat: 
    “ It was a bit expensive.” He exclaimed. “But you’re worth it!” Then added:
    “Oh, and it came with a free Ultra!”
  • Jay-Dee
    Jay-Dee
    3 years ago
    Women marry men hoping they will change and they don't.
    Men marry women hoping they won't change and they do.
  • JFE
    JFE
    3 years ago
    Quoting Jay-Dee on 21 Jun 2020 10:23 AM

    Women marry men hoping they will change and they don't.

    Men marry women hoping they won't change and they do.

    Wise bloke.
  • wello
    wello
    3 years ago
    Quoting wello on 20 Jun 2020 09:58 PM

    walked into the harley shop the other day with the wife ..nearly came out with a 3rd bike  rocker c .. unfortunatly somebody beat me to it : /

    Quoting Wideglider on 21 Jun 2020 08:48 AM

    But at least you're 90% there - sounds like you have permission. 

    permission !! .. what even is that ?
  • Slowen down
    Slowen down
    3 years ago
    Old bloke I worked with years ago told me "you should always marry your 2nd wife 1st".
    Didn't make sense till I got a divorce and met my 2nd wife.
    Old mate was right!
  • Wideglider
    Wideglider
    3 years ago
    Quoting wello on 20 Jun 2020 09:58 PM

    walked into the harley shop the other day with the wife ..nearly came out with a 3rd bike  rocker c .. unfortunatly somebody beat me to it : /

    Quoting Wideglider on 21 Jun 2020 08:48 AM

    But at least you're 90% there - sounds like you have permission. 

    Quoting wello on 22 Jun 2020 03:42 AM

    permission !! .. what even is that ?

    If you actually walked into a Harley Shop with your wife that is heading in that direction.
  • Wideglider
    Wideglider
    3 years ago
    Quoting Slowen down on 22 Jun 2020 09:45 AM

    Old bloke I worked with years ago told me "you should always marry your 2nd wife 1st".

    Didn't make sense till I got a divorce and met my 2nd wife.
    Old mate was right!

    At least he didn't tell you 4th wife 1st.
  • gidgi
    gidgi
    3 years ago
    Quoting Jay-Dee on 21 Jun 2020 10:23 AM

    Women marry men hoping they will change and they don't.

    Men marry women hoping they won't change and they do.

    I have never seen it broken down to such an insightful two sentences, I reckon your spot on 
  • Far Canal
    Far Canal
    3 years ago
    Luck of the draw.

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